SOCKING CRYPTO-NAZIS IN THE GODAMN FACE

fadi.com is taken and not working

Used to belong to Fred Astaire Dance International. Had some pretty enjoyable MIDI on that site.

2 weeks ago

Should I buy this for five stacks?

2 weeks ago

WHITNEY DIE

OK WHAT THE FUCK

At her peak, Houston the golden girl of the music industry. From the middle 1980s to the late 1990s, she was one of the world’s best-selling artists. She wowed audiences with effortless, powerful, and peerless vocals that were rooted in the black church but made palatable to the masses with a pop sheen.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/02/11/whitney-houston-dies-at-48/#ixzz1m9PGDVeY

“Six-time GRAMMY winner Whitney Houston was one of the world’s greatest pop singers of all time who leaves behind a robust musical soundtrack spanning the past three decades,” Neil Portnow, President/CEO of The Recording Academy said in a statement.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/02/11/whitney-houston-dies-at-48/#ixzz1m9PbiB00

The Associated Press and Newscore contributed to this report.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/02/11/whitney-houston-dies-at-48/#ixzz1m9QBy7ba

3 months ago

Whitney’s Gone, News Empire Reports

Houston’s death is sure to put a damper on the Grammy’s, which are considered music’s biggest night of the year.

Jennifer Hudson and Chaka Khan will perform a tribute to Houston at the awards, according to reports.

Grammy executive producer Ken Erhlich said event organizers believed Hudson — an Academy Award-winning actress and Grammy Award-winning artist — could perform a “respectful musical tribute” to Houston, the Los Angeles Times reported.

WHAT THE LOLFUCK? What bleary eyed mouthbreathers are writing for Fox News tonight?

HOUSTONGATE IS SURE TO PUT A DAMPER ON GRAMMY. NEWS SAYS GRAMMY IS BIGGGG NIGHT OF CALENDAR ACCORDING TO NEWS.

THE NEWS IS SAID THAT JENNY IS SINGING FOR HOUSTONE. GRAMMY EXPERT SAYS GRAMMY HOTTIE AND ACADEMY HOTTIE CAN DO RESPECTFUL SHOW FOR HOUSTONE. LA ANGELES TIMES.

3 months ago

THE BEST HORSE_EBOOKS THING

celebraterickysargulesh:

My friend Ben, who you can follow on Tumblr and Twitter, made the best toy I’ve ever seen. Ever.

This is godamn amazing on Google News.

3 months ago 39 notes

VEGAS TRANSMISSION

SCENE: I’m at work in a Medical Records Office.

Man walks in wearing a pinstripe suit, a suit matching scarf, and a toupee in the style of Elvis’s hair.

DIALOGUE:

ELVIS: *Walks in from stage left and looks at ROBIN*

ROBIN: *A dumbfounded coworker who can only think to exclaim* “HI!!”

ELVIS: *Cocksure grin* “Behaving yourself?!”

ROBIN: “Yeah!”

ELVIS: “Liar!!” *Twirls around to exit stage, scarf flipping behind him*

ME: *Really enjoying this* “HI!”

ELVIS: *Million Dollar Smile then exit*

POST SCENE DISCOVERY: Man is head doctor of General Psych at this hospital. He’s a strong proponent of Botox and other cosmetic surgeries. He’s reported to have a great sense of humor about all of this.

***END VEGAS TRANSMISSION***